When Your Student Writes a Story About Having Sex with You - Amy Silverberg - Stand-Up Featuring

Dude...amy silverberg > amy schumer

That waffle lady is a genius 😻🎉😹

Well this is awkward considering all the white female teachers touching kids these days

She's super beautiful and really funny and really insightful

The way she holds the mic looks dirtier than it should.

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I have never seen a female "comic" that didnt strictly talk about sex.

Or be funny

Idk how noone knows that the football player is Juju

"You want regular or extreme?"
The words I'll say when I lose my virginity. Or my wedding night, whichever comes first

I thought she was the producer of GMM (Good Mythical Morning)

This Little Girl is ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do remember feeling like this about my 3rd Grade teacher,Mrs Smith...I did't know what I wanted to do to her,but i did want to be with her.I think she knew it because she once mentioned at parent teacher meeting,that I was " All Boy" ............later on I saw her Smoking and quit thinking about her in that way.........

This was not funny.

Star football player
USC
BIKES



yea, definitely Juju Smith-Schuster

unreasonably attractive female teachers is why i never learned math

Weather permitting

be moderately attractive female comedian
make jokes about sex
get 1.5 million views

It's Lom-POKE.

Is that as much talent as a gorgeous woman can display? Diahrea

I hope the student she’s talking about is Sam Darnold. Mononucleosis makes a whole lot of sense now.

Very similar to another standup English teacher that just came out on YouTube too. Wondering who’s stealing jokes off each other

Yo she’s hella funny

Amy Schumer wishes she was this funny.

2:30 "What an elaborate troll"
Yeah *sweats profusely*, I was just trolling.

My only problem... lompoc doesn't have a cheesecake factory

Yes😅😆😁

She's pretty funny, wish she had better segways tho

i wanna give her a rim job

Yoooooo this actually happened at my school. Some female freshman wrote a fan fiction about a teacher and it went viral in the school and there was a fucking police investigation. The teacher did nothing wrong but still got suspended for a bit cause of it which is dumb. He was a cool dude, looked like jesus tbh 😂

She’s cute, but if you’re a star football player at USC, you’re pulling in 9s and 10s on a regular basis.

Dear Amy Silverberg,

It would be an honor & a privilege to write an erotic story about a romantic
Dinner followed by a passionate evening with you as the heroine. Thank You for your intelligent comedy and sense of humor. Your new fan.

MC

juicy waffle

6:36 Was Joaquin Phoenix testing his joker laugh here?

She belongs to big leagues

Great stand up.

Yeah none of this ever happened

When she got to the NuvaRing getting stuck over a guy's dick I busted out laughing because the NuvaRing won't fit over my dick. (Needed the ego boost)

Hey Andrew made that skydiver joke 🤨

ew

Funny!

Wow

Someone whose last name ends with BERG making jokes about sex.

Totally unheard of.

She is fucking funny

Not sure but I think I’ve been clickbaited. 🤔

I tell my students if you are gonna make twisted sex story with me in it , then i better come for the porn and stay for the story .... Or you Insta repeat the grade ...

Well you can't give him an A, B , C or F .... You give him a D+ ..... Then he gets traumatized ....FBI hunts you down but crisis averted right ? Riiiiight

Women always like to point out chauvinist and misogynist jokes male comedians tell, yet when they are the ones on stage sex jokes are literally the only fucking thing they talk about. I mean, at least males have more material.

Good thing about teachers is if you do something wrong they make you do it over...
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That moment when your a USC alumni living in Santa Barbara who loves to skydive in Lompoc...

this doesn't sound like comedy, it sounds like talking about what happened yesterday