Why It Sucked to Be a Pirate


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  • Baraka
    Baraka  15 hours back

    That's basically the entirety of pre industrial life, minus scurvy.

    • your comment might not work so please

      Well i wouldn't believe that,fact always can't tell what happened to everyone,yes tho the brutality is true .

      • Jajastar9 Games
        Jajastar9 Games  1 days back

        R O T T E N D I C K J U N G L E

        • Sarcastic Pain
          Sarcastic Pain  1 days back

          you have been diagnosed with *D I C K S N I F F L E S*

          • beuph ofc
            beuph ofc  1 days back

            *sad edward kenway sounds*

            • Freeze 340
              Freeze 340  1 days back

              Goodness theres a lot of dick diseases lol

              • Downfall Parody Shows
                Downfall Parody Shows  2 days back

                3:01 list
                Yellow fever
                Dick rot
                Jungle Dick rot
                Dick sniffles
                Jungle dick sniffles
                Rotten Dick Jungles

                • Sir Doge
                  Sir Doge  2 days back

                  Wait so where did all the money go

                  • Gej nijeOkej
                    Gej nijeOkej  2 days back

                    I’m Sam O’Nella
                    I’m Salmonella

                    • Literal Garbage
                      Literal Garbage  3 days back

                      that car salesman isn't boned like he says he is, but he's about to be

                      • caden kea
                        caden kea  3 days back

                        Googled dick rot. Never google dick rot

                        • RubenRyb66
                          RubenRyb66  3 days back

                          couldn't they just fish?

                          • SpicyMcChicken
                            SpicyMcChicken  5 days back

                            3:04 DICK ROT??!!

                            • Bruh Bruh
                              Bruh Bruh  5 days back

                              But wait what if you were superhuman and had skin made of rubber, the best cook in the world, a musician skeleton, one of the best swordsman in the world, the best shipwright in the world, the best navigator in the world, a humanoid reindeer doctor, an archeologist that can sprout body parts anywhere, a cowardly bluffing sniper, a humanoid rabbit, and a humanoid fish? I feel like piracy can get pretty luxurious under those conditions. Unless your older brother is getting messed up by a dude made of darkness then slaughtered by a dude made of lava...

                              • SCP-6039 class: euclid

                                Boi you look real pretty from behind relelelelelel
                                Oh-ho wow. I’m boned

                                • Jordan Ramos
                                  Jordan Ramos  6 days back

                                  Yellow fever would not be a problem for pirate

                                  • Tomato Paste
                                    Tomato Paste  6 days back

                                    I got extra credit in one of my highschool history classes by making and eating hardtack. It wasn't that bad but I'm not sure I made it correctly.

                                    • Adam McPheters
                                      Adam McPheters  6 days back

                                      *R O T T E N D I C K J U N G L E S*

                                      • Barack Obama
                                        Barack Obama  6 days back

                                        You gotta love rotten dick jungles

                                        • Barack Obama
                                          Barack Obama  6 days back

                                          Good ol jungle dick rot, I’ve had it before And it’s not pretty

                                          • Gedeha
                                            Gedeha  6 days back

                                            rotten dick jungles.

                                            • Trafle Drakel
                                              Trafle Drakel  7 days back

                                              You say things like you're sure of it, but you're inventing many things. For example, who said they would sleep on a pissed floor? You just guess what you want and misinform everyone.
                                              If life was so bad in a ship, no one would want to become a sailor.

                                              • N Marrs
                                                N Marrs  7 days back

                                                Alcoholic here. Trust me it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. But yea, I’d be drunk all day too if I had to deal with this shit.

                                                • N Marrs
                                                  N Marrs  7 days back

                                                  “Cock suckalin”

                                                  • Masked Badass
                                                    Masked Badass  7 days back

                                                    Rotten Dick Jungles is my favorite pirate disease.

                                                    • Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan

                                                      Livin’ the life

                                                      • suchalad242434
                                                        suchalad242434  7 days back

                                                        Yeah honestly it sounds like those guys "lived" more of a life than most of us today.
                                                        Even though the chance of death or disease was increased, the times they were alive would have been interesting. Even in only 3 years Black Bart sailed all over the place, Caribbean, Africa, Canada.
                                                        IDK I just feel like theres no adventure in our modern world

                                                    • Uwu_Queen
                                                      Uwu_Queen  7 days back

                                                      o h w o w i m b o n e d

                                                      • Daniel Aharon
                                                        Daniel Aharon  1 weeks back

                                                        You look real pretty from behind *blehelheleheleleh*

                                                        • Michael Franzwa
                                                          Michael Franzwa  1 weeks back


                                                          • TheGreatPurpleBlade
                                                            TheGreatPurpleBlade  1 weeks back

                                                            *DICK ROT*
                                                            *JUNGLE DICK ROT*
                                                            *ROTTEN DICK JUNGLES*
                                                            *DICK SNIFFLES*

                                                            • Zachary Hassan
                                                              Zachary Hassan  1 weeks back

                                                              tbh it wasn't hardtack until the civil war

                                                              • Bea Mendoza
                                                                Bea Mendoza  1 weeks back

                                                                3:03 look at the last 6 :b

                                                                • ThatNintendoGamer
                                                                  ThatNintendoGamer  1 weeks back

                                                                  It cracks me up how Sam's sense of humor hasn't changed in years.

                                                                  • Trey Austin
                                                                    Trey Austin  1 weeks back

                                                                    Hardtack tased like dog food trust me its not that bad

                                                                    • Emma Keller
                                                                      Emma Keller  1 weeks back

                                                                      My schools mascot is a pirate

                                                                      • Clancy Shank
                                                                        Clancy Shank  1 weeks back

                                                                        category P E O P L E A N D B L O G S

                                                                        • Theradtaco
                                                                          Theradtaco  1 weeks back

                                                                          3:12 that was a good pun

                                                                          • Samuel Jett
                                                                            Samuel Jett  1 weeks back

                                                                            This was the first video I’ve ever seen by him

                                                                            • Peanut Box
                                                                              Peanut Box  1 weeks back

                                                                              kaizoku oh ni ore wa naru!

                                                                              • Suppertimepuss2
                                                                                Suppertimepuss2  1 weeks back


                                                                                • off_the_ potion
                                                                                  off_the_ potion  2 weeks back

                                                                                  AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 2 MILLION FUCKIN SUBS

                                                                                  • iCannotLaser4Sht
                                                                                    iCannotLaser4Sht  2 weeks back

                                                                                    I’m gonna look up rotten dick jungles really quick

                                                                                    • FØXLET Gacha
                                                                                      FØXLET Gacha  2 weeks back

                                                                                      A few of the things about being a pirate are
                                                                                      . Bedtime at 8 o’clock sharp
                                                                                      . No gambling
                                                                                      . If you have argument with a fellow crewmate you’re not allowed to resort to violence but you have to settle it like civilised people
                                                                                      And those are just the ones I can Remember off the top of my head

                                                                                      • Secret of Dandelion
                                                                                        Secret of Dandelion  2 weeks back

                                                                                        Watching first pirates of the Caribbean than I watched Black Sails and then I red books about the life on Sailboats and from pirates.... It changed everything 😂

                                                                                        • Kirin Yardberry
                                                                                          Kirin Yardberry  2 weeks back


                                                                                          • Gisèle Lancaster
                                                                                            Gisèle Lancaster  2 weeks back

                                                                                            can we please change intro and outro song pls

                                                                                            • Yeff
                                                                                              Yeff  1 weeks back

                                                                                              No you disguisting piece of hardtack

                                                                                          • GCR Gaming
                                                                                            GCR Gaming  2 weeks back

                                                                                            Who else was watching while playing sea of thieves

                                                                                            • LexiThePitbill
                                                                                              LexiThePitbill  2 weeks back

                                                                                              Scurvy is much more terrifying than I thought it was