Guacamole - You Suck at Cooking (episode One Hundo)

  • Published: 03 December 2019
  • Guacamole is an avocado's highest honor.
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    How to Make This Guacamole
    Step 1: Watch the video
    Step 2: Follow the instructions
    Step 3: Check the description for the recipe
    Step 4: Take 3 avocados and do that stuff to them.
    Step 5: Add in ¾ teaspoon of salt if they're large, ½ teaspoon if they're small, if you're unsure start with a bit and add more later
    Step 6: Throw the cilantro in the trash if you have that genetic defect, otherwise, chop up a handful and throw it in the bowl with the avocado and squeeze a couple lime wedges in then chop up a deseeded tomato and add that in and around ⅓ to ½ cup finely chopped onion and then some jalapeño, don't be a baby, you love jalapeño but don't overdo it or you'll cry like a baby and it will also hurt on the way out.
    Step 7: Get some tortilla chips or eat it with a spoon.
    Step 8: Smash the subscribe button and also follow me on Instagram because I do different stuff there sometimes.
    Step 9: You've worked hard, take a nap why don't you.
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Comments • 2 095

  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking   5 days back

    And pretty much coincidentally, I’ve finally gotten around to making one of those internet websites 
    with merch and stuff:


    Can’t thank all of you enough…those of you who have been here from the beginning 
    and any of you who wandered in along the way: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE YOU!

    • Adog312
      Adog312  44 minutes back

      fucking awesome. been here since like 25

    • It's A Me, Dat Random Dick Butt
      It's A Me, Dat Random Dick Butt  16 hours back

      Nope! It's actually HAUNTED autochop!!

    • ducklamp
      ducklamp  1 days back

      that fun carrot looks fun

    • LilleTotte
      LilleTotte  1 days back

      You should do a collaboration with Binging with Babish

    • MarchHare
      MarchHare  1 days back

      You've 2 Million subscribers now! Congrats!

      Ps: Still waiting for your Egg series tho 😂

  • Jessica Guo
    Jessica Guo  49 minutes back

    Is it possible to make this without the raisins

    • Sucpeen Jesus
      Sucpeen Jesus  3 hours back

      Never make a face reveal vid

      • Zden
        Zden  4 hours back

        cilantro tastes like licking a steel pipe :)

        • Goosey Geese
          Goosey Geese  4 hours back

          I absolutely cannot stand cilantro. Everyone loves it but when I taste it I gag and have to spit it out

          • cheene weels
            cheene weels  4 hours back

            guacamole guac guacamole

            • David Lintner
              David Lintner  5 hours back


              • Neonblood_1
                Neonblood_1  6 hours back

                Damn I remember seeing this back In 2015 and was like isnt this the same episode? Why am I getting this? And 100 EPISODES?! Its not a lot if you think about it but at the same time its special so Nice job man. Keep up your uh whatever you do cuz its entertaining

              • Wonton Steve
                Wonton Steve  7 hours back

                Four prong spoon 👍

                • Z wong
                  Z wong  7 hours back

                  These never get old and these will always be my favorite

                • memer man
                  memer man  8 hours back

                  Conhuguhations mahan

                  • Metallica4life1981
                    Metallica4life1981  9 hours back

                    1st Video: How to make Guacamole?
                    5 years later; 100th video: How to make Guacamole?

                    We‘re all caught in a time loop! 😬

                    • John Morisson
                      John Morisson  9 hours back

                      Did anyone hear him say four pronged spoon?

                      • OuterSpace
                        OuterSpace  10 hours back

                        Ah , the circle of history

                        We started with guacamole and we came back to it

                        • Nia Miller
                          Nia Miller  11 hours back

                          “No Bullpucky”
                          Oh thank god, Im allergic

                          • Dogman_35
                            Dogman_35  12 hours back

                            I just want to say, the ridiculous rising price of avacados has made being mexican suck.

                            And this video doesn't do anything for me but open that barely healing wound.

                            I am sad.

                            • stephanie스테파니
                              stephanie스테파니  12 hours back

                              Awwww this is ep 100 already😍

                              • BananaDucc
                                BananaDucc  12 hours back

                                Where can i get my knife haunted for the auto chop, i have tried a ouija board but that just gets a portal to the stove dimension and i already stole a stove in my raid last year

                                • mononoke
                                  mononoke  13 hours back

                                  the fact that you didn't sing THAT song just means that you're a dweeb

                                  • S. A. D. B. O. Y.
                                    S. A. D. B. O. Y.  13 hours back

                                    My uncle rick makes a guac that will blow your freaking mind.

                                    • Nick B.
                                      Nick B.  14 hours back

                                      But really though: cumin. You’re welcome.

                                      • givemeyourvibe
                                        givemeyourvibe  14 hours back

                                        that was the smoothest and most viewer friendly merch promo i have ever seen

                                        • Kelly Leung
                                          Kelly Leung  14 hours back

                                          I want to buy your merch but the shipping is 70% of the shirts price:( I live in Canada

                                          • Shari Ross
                                            Shari Ross  15 hours back

                                            dude I can't believe your Knifesketball™ is sold out, I was saving my pennies for that.

                                            • Un pendejo y una cámara
                                              Un pendejo y una cámara  16 hours back

                                              Uhhh... That's not how you peel an avocado :(

                                              • It's A Me, Dat Random Dick Butt

                                                You suck at:
                                                -Clean up
                                                yeah YOU TOTALLY SUCK~

                                                Was gonna' dislike (`cause I just personally find that your choice of successive dish to highlight is just utterly laze; I know you can do better)...until I saw the editing on this yet another YSAC standard vod. Great job (on the editing)! And if I can't stress it enough; YOU - CAN - DO - BETTER - ON - THE - CHOICE - OF - DISH - TO DO!


                                                • Mintman Mason
                                                  Mintman Mason  17 hours back

                                                  Thanks for the recipe! I really like how you included the song that you had in your first episode in this video. Congrats on reaching your 100th episode!

                                                  • Xzlerion
                                                    Xzlerion  18 hours back

                                                    FAKE not real guacamole

                                                    • A Salad
                                                      A Salad  19 hours back

                                                      Where's the elephant bone marrow? You can't have guac without elephant bone marrow.

                                                      • Woof WoofWoof
                                                        Woof WoofWoof  19 hours back

                                                        Sorry I'm late buuut... Did anyone else realize that s/he/they went all the way back to episode 1?! I'm so happy!!! Happy 100 YSAC!

                                                      • Maggie D
                                                        Maggie D  20 hours back

                                                        I hate cilantro just as much as I hate how he pronounces it.

                                                        Also, I would've used garlic.

                                                        • Oscar Barria
                                                          Oscar Barria  22 hours back

                                                          I see americans suck at opening avocados

                                                          • ethereal ian
                                                            ethereal ian  22 hours back

                                                            cil-ON-tro not cil-AN-tro (pronunciation-wise)

                                                            • Christopher Bazaka
                                                              Christopher Bazaka  22 hours back


                                                              • isabella maldonado
                                                                isabella maldonado  22 hours back

                                                                PUT YR SONGS ON SPOTIFY!!!

                                                                • Jack Stone
                                                                  Jack Stone  23 hours back

                                                                  No you

                                                                  • Hardgore, ChäoS aka Certified Weeb

                                                                    As a mexican, I can confirm this is how a good guacamole is made.

                                                                    • Skull TV
                                                                      Skull TV  24 hours back

                                                                      Gua camole gua gua camole

                                                                      • Jam S
                                                                        Jam S  1 days back

                                                                        My personal theory is that you are so stunningly good looking, for the sake of the YSAC brand, you cannot show your face on camera or else the comments would be inundated with thirsty comments, and the channel would lose its homey charm.

                                                                        • That one guy
                                                                          That one guy  1 days back

                                                                          It’s funny.
                                                                          Guacamole is a dish you people will never stop complaining about

                                                                          • J_boy 999
                                                                            J_boy 999  1 days back

                                                                            We came full circle

                                                                            • Pandatante
                                                                              Pandatante  1 days back

                                                                              I'm just missing the garlic in this

                                                                              • juiceBoxer
                                                                                juiceBoxer  1 days back

                                                                                Gordon Ramsey watched this video, he sucks at cooking now

                                                                                • Janette Lopez
                                                                                  Janette Lopez  1 days back

                                                                                  First ever episode: guacamole
                                                                                  Hundredth episode: guacamole
                                                                                  We’ve come full circle 🖤

                                                                                  • War Horse
                                                                                    War Horse  1 days back

                                                                                    I prefer taking the acid first and then imagining that I made this. ;)

                                                                                    • Jay D.
                                                                                      Jay D.  1 days back

                                                                                      for episode one hundo you sound tired as heck and i would too

                                                                                      • jerry hill
                                                                                        jerry hill  1 days back

                                                                                        4 prong spoon

                                                                                        • Babyboy Naughty
                                                                                          Babyboy Naughty  1 days back

                                                                                          Wtf, im sub as soon I spotted weirdness in the cooking