Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special


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  • littleoldal
    littleoldal  16 minutes back

    it's like sarcasm, but with a genuine smiley face so that he doesn't get in trouble. amazing.

    • Tatersalad19 Cars
      Tatersalad19 Cars  20 minutes back

      A man spends half his life waiting for
      “ Ms. Right”. To come along, and the rest of his life waiting on Ms. Right to get ready to “come along”.

      • The Noble and Mighty Beaver

        My step father has no arms, for real. Not a great fighter but he can kick like a mule.

        • 1 Ludlow
          1 Ludlow  4 hours back

          You know what is the best part of these videos is that f-ing youtube interupps by inserting tons of ads right in the middle of the joke...I wish there was some where else to the way I really enjoyed the show...

          • Dry Bar Comedy
            Dry Bar Comedy   3 hours back

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        • Wild Dog
          Wild Dog  4 hours back

          This guy is great. I want to hang out with him some time.

          • Brandon DeFalco
            Brandon DeFalco  5 hours back

            This was so funny! 😆

            • EricVon bush
              EricVon bush  7 hours back

              Hilarious and true cant win fight ever with wifey

              • Clarisse Burke
                Clarisse Burke  7 hours back

                He’s hilarious!😂

                • William Tyler
                  William Tyler  7 hours back

                  Jimmy fallon feel

                  • Saint Etienne
                    Saint Etienne  8 hours back

                    Hal Crutteden

                    • jan rees
                      jan rees  8 hours back

                      The Children of The Corn mention was hilarious. 🤣

                      • ettanasf
                        ettanasf  9 hours back

                        Clear is not a color.

                        • Mark Anthony as Prince
                          Mark Anthony as Prince  9 hours back

                          Ha... true

                          • Marty Mcmannis
                            Marty Mcmannis  10 hours back

                            Simply hilarious,
                            Kept jokes coming one after another. Reference to jokes already said was killer.
                            Hopefully he makes it big.
                            Thanks for the video.

                            • Levi M. Johnson - The Path to Authenticity

                              What a great set!

                              • tricky205
                                tricky205  11 hours back

                                This guy is hilarious! First time seeing him and I can’t believe I’ve never heard of him before!

                                • topclass2008
                                  topclass2008  11 hours back


                                  • SingleMom Savin'Grace
                                    SingleMom Savin'Grace  12 hours back

                                    Took over lease on kiddos was funny
                                    Love new 1's more

                                    • westingtyler
                                      westingtyler  13 hours back

                                      3:00 that's just called gaslighting. not sure how true this stuff is, but this wife seems super inconsiderate and/or abusive. or what many would just call "old fashioned."

                                      • fluffy unicorn rainbow
                                        fluffy unicorn rainbow  13 hours back

                                        This is literally what my dad does....u doing your job right lmao

                                        • Lauren McConnell Sings
                                          Lauren McConnell Sings  15 hours back

                                          <3 the cranes! 🤣🤣🤣

                                          • hummerchine
                                            hummerchine  16 hours back

                                            That was freaking BRILLIANT!!!

                                            • whitevaultgirl
                                              whitevaultgirl  16 hours back

                                              Thank you for the clean humor!!! I love it!

                                              • hotdrippyglass
                                                hotdrippyglass  17 hours back

                                                Nice work ! Well done.

                                                • Karl Sheffield
                                                  Karl Sheffield  18 hours back

                                                  Thanks for the laughs.. very funny..cheers...oh and I will steel some jokes...

                                                  • ROARraps
                                                    ROARraps  18 hours back

                                                    Being third on an emergency contact list KILLED me. XDDD

                                                    • Michelle Lindsey
                                                      Michelle Lindsey  19 hours back

                                                      Laughed so hard I nearly peed... Is this public?

                                                      • Greg Kral
                                                        Greg Kral  20 hours back

                                                        HAHAHA, brilliant.

                                                        • Hollie E. L. Torres
                                                          Hollie E. L. Torres  20 hours back

                                                          This guy! Yes! Surprised he didn't chew the tootsie rolls and leave them on the floor to look like monster turds!

                                                          • Adelia Hammond
                                                            Adelia Hammond  20 hours back

                                                            It’s not me who is late, my husband leaves things to last minute and makes us late for everything. We were actually supposed to be leaving for a holiday and he decided to chalk paint a cupboard once.

                                                            • Steve French
                                                              Steve French  21 hours back

                                                              well done sir.

                                                              • Michelle Thefreeone
                                                                Michelle Thefreeone  21 hours back

                                                                I'm laughing at the step kids reference because that does happen. It even happens when the kids are both yours, but you had the first before you were married and the second after you're married.

                                                                • Phyliss Wigginton
                                                                  Phyliss Wigginton  22 hours back

                                                                  He is really, really hysterical.

                                                                  • 40stefanie
                                                                    40stefanie  22 hours back

                                                                    No "children of the corn" maze!!!

                                                                    • Damon Torres
                                                                      Damon Torres  23 hours back

                                                                      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂funny as he'll.

                                                                      • Miles Stewart
                                                                        Miles Stewart  23 hours back

                                                                        Absolutely hilarious 😂😂

                                                                        • commenter
                                                                          commenter  23 hours back

                                                                          He looks like Patrick Roy.

                                                                          • Sothyvirerk Sin
                                                                            Sothyvirerk Sin  1 days back

                                                                            Dude this guy is hilarious

                                                                            • Jack Butler
                                                                              Jack Butler  1 days back

                                                                              "would you like that toasted?" is what i was expecting, instead i got hold the cheese lol

                                                                              • Nova Niron Stine
                                                                                Nova Niron Stine  1 days back

                                                                                Halfway through this and i dunno about his wife tho, she seems rather selfish. Feels like an unbalanced marriage, like he's just glad he's there.
                                                                                But hey, what do i know. Not the whole story i suppose. Hope he doesn't end up being taken advantage of

                                                                                • rapdean
                                                                                  rapdean  1 days back


                                                                                  • Njörun Ránsdóttir
                                                                                    Njörun Ránsdóttir  1 days back

                                                                                    Oh boy that harbor joke. Somebody is getting a divorce.’

                                                                                    • Jinquis
                                                                                      Jinquis  1 days back

                                                                                      not gonna lie, having just looked at the thumbnail i was thinking oh no not another proud lesbian comedian. then i laughed for a straight half hour. hes good. he has charisma. he communicates so much over his eyes.

                                                                                      • Laura Strasner
                                                                                        Laura Strasner  1 days back

                                                                                        “HER NECK IS RIPPED”STOPPPPPP PLEASE I CANNOT BREATHE 😂😂😂😂

                                                                                        • Snarky . Live
                                                                                          Snarky . Live  1 days back

                                                                                          When a woman says she's washing off, it means she's washing her crotch for you, but this man has never had sex with his wife because he keeps clowning on her confidence building exercises, lol.

                                                                                          • Jian Qiu
                                                                                            Jian Qiu  1 days back

                                                                                            3:14, that is also how Trump beats reality.

                                                                                            • KinkoShreeveman
                                                                                              KinkoShreeveman  1 days back

                                                                                              This guy's good, he's funny - he has certainly learned a lot from Mitch Hedberg, like even his phrasing and delivery...?!

                                                                                              • Chrystal Dollarhide
                                                                                                Chrystal Dollarhide  1 days back

                                                                                                As a step-parent, I love the jokes about the girls - so relatable! Great show!