Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special

it's like sarcasm, but with a genuine smiley face so that he doesn't get in trouble. amazing.

A man spends half his life waiting for
“ Ms. Right”. To come along, and the rest of his life waiting on Ms. Right to get ready to “come along”.

My step father has no arms, for real. Not a great fighter but he can kick like a mule.

You know what is the best part of these videos is that f-ing youtube interupps by inserting tons of ads right in the middle of the joke...I wish there was some where else to go...by the way I really enjoyed the show...

This guy is great. I want to hang out with him some time.

This was so funny! 😆

Hilarious and true cant win fight ever with wifey

He’s hilarious!😂

Jimmy fallon feel

Hal Crutteden

The Children of The Corn mention was hilarious. 🤣

Clear is not a color.

Ha... true

Simply hilarious,
Kept jokes coming one after another. Reference to jokes already said was killer.
Hopefully he makes it big.
Thanks for the video.

What a great set!

This guy is hilarious! First time seeing him and I can’t believe I’ve never heard of him before!

brilliant

Took over lease on kiddos was funny
Bwhahahaha
Love new 1's more
Bwhahahaha

3:00 that's just called gaslighting. not sure how true this stuff is, but this wife seems super inconsiderate and/or abusive. or what many would just call "old fashioned."

This is literally what my dad does....u doing your job right lmao

<3 the cranes! 🤣🤣🤣

That was freaking BRILLIANT!!!

Thank you for the clean humor!!! I love it!

Nice work ! Well done.

Thanks for the laughs.. very funny..cheers...oh and I will steel some jokes...

Being third on an emergency contact list KILLED me. XDDD

Laughed so hard I nearly peed... Is this public?

HAHAHA, brilliant.

This guy! Yes! Surprised he didn't chew the tootsie rolls and leave them on the floor to look like monster turds!

It’s not me who is late, my husband leaves things to last minute and makes us late for everything. We were actually supposed to be leaving for a holiday and he decided to chalk paint a cupboard once.

well done sir.

I'm laughing at the step kids reference because that does happen. It even happens when the kids are both yours, but you had the first before you were married and the second after you're married.

He is really, really hysterical.

No "children of the corn" maze!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂funny as he'll.

Absolutely hilarious 😂😂

He looks like Patrick Roy.

Dude this guy is hilarious

"would you like that toasted?" is what i was expecting, instead i got hold the cheese lol

Halfway through this and i dunno about his wife tho, she seems rather selfish. Feels like an unbalanced marriage, like he's just glad he's there.
But hey, what do i know. Not the whole story i suppose. Hope he doesn't end up being taken advantage of

😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Oh boy that harbor joke. Somebody is getting a divorce.’

not gonna lie, having just looked at the thumbnail i was thinking oh no not another proud lesbian comedian. then i laughed for a straight half hour. hes good. he has charisma. he communicates so much over his eyes.

“HER NECK IS RIPPED”STOPPPPPP PLEASE I CANNOT BREATHE 😂😂😂😂

When a woman says she's washing off, it means she's washing her crotch for you, but this man has never had sex with his wife because he keeps clowning on her confidence building exercises, lol.

3:14, that is also how Trump beats reality.

This guy's good, he's funny - he has certainly learned a lot from Mitch Hedberg, like even his phrasing and delivery...?!

As a step-parent, I love the jokes about the girls - so relatable! Great show!