A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Artificer

  • Published: 01 December 2019
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Comments • 2 082

  • Bioshock Menolly
    Bioshock Menolly  10 minutes back

    0:47 Tiny Box Tim.

    • KurtAngle89
      KurtAngle89  1 hours back

      1.51 "and can help you grow closer bonds with your pets"...reference....the CHILLS...after 13 solid years

      • HomicidalTh0r
        HomicidalTh0r  2 hours back

        *sees eldrich cannon* Oh God you've created a monster

        • LordMacD
          LordMacD  5 hours back

          You gotta do blood hunters now

          • Douglas Rankin
            Douglas Rankin  7 hours back

            I had one of those dog toys as a kid that brought me back

          • misolou fout
            misolou fout  8 hours back

            “A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Dungeon Master” anyone?

            • Bastion- Mega_klip
              Bastion- Mega_klip  8 hours back

              A crap guide to Warhammer 40k: death Korps of krieg.

              "Commissar, did the Imerials betray us?"

              "Yes, now charge into that reaver titan, I'll follow you with my shovel-saw.:

            • Dylan Wight
              Dylan Wight  8 hours back

              I'm surprised you didn't say
              "This class was tailor made for gnomes. If you ain't a gnome, go home, you're doing it wrong. Yes, I'm looking at you High Elf main with your oh-so-special single bonus cantrip"

            • Emotionless Records
              Emotionless Records  9 hours back

              He created tiny box Tim

              • Lucid Dreamer
                Lucid Dreamer  15 hours back

                I'm creating an Artificer for the next campaign and I'm so excited for this haha

                • Mr Scoops
                  Mr Scoops  16 hours back

                  I don’t think the artificer can add INT to any roll? I’ve been playing one for a while now and can’t find anything about that

                  • algien0xx
                    algien0xx  16 hours back

                    That sounds fun

                    • Stephen Venture
                      Stephen Venture  18 hours back

                      Fma... tuny box tim... soul calibre... jesus fuck

                      • Stephen Venture
                        Stephen Venture  8 hours back

                        @opzz xsin no I've been seeing that too. What a day to be alive

                      • opzz xsin
                        opzz xsin  13 hours back

                        So am I the only one who noticed that the Bard and Paladin are holding hands at 0:27... That mad lass bard did it.

                    • Cerberus
                      Cerberus  20 hours back

                      I saw the Frostmourne. :)

                      • HiiPER MaaDMaan
                        HiiPER MaaDMaan  20 hours back

                        1:37 its log!

                        • oiuet souiu
                          oiuet souiu  18 hours back

                          Tchaikovsky no "Tchaikovsky yes! Tchaikovsky always yes!"

                      • MTG Micheal
                        MTG Micheal  21 hours back


                        • opzz xsin
                          opzz xsin  13 hours back

                          chucks exploding vibrator at group of enemies VIBE CHECK

                      • Sawsgaming
                        Sawsgaming  22 hours back

                        Kill.. me...

                        • Anthony Newton
                          Anthony Newton  22 hours back

                          Are you gonna create a crap guide to the Revised Ranger?......I'm sorry

                          • Nicolas Pine
                            Nicolas Pine  22 hours back

                            Eldritch cannon with human legs scared me

                            • Blug0n
                              Blug0n  22 hours back

                              You should do something on dauntless

                              • byro gam
                                byro gam  23 hours back

                                ed... ward...

                                • Jonathan Rueda
                                  Jonathan Rueda  23 hours back

                                  Please do Blood Hunter

                                  • Emily B
                                    Emily B  24 hours back

                                    Woo shout out Ovature of 1812!

                                    • John J
                                      John J  1 days back

                                      1:37 IT'S LOG!!!

                                      • dodo gammerxxl
                                        dodo gammerxxl  1 days back

                                        1:12 go go gadget blinka boots

                                        • Wahhbajack
                                          Wahhbajack  1 days back

                                          T-tiny box tim
                                          A lost relic of time

                                          • Joshua DeYoung
                                            Joshua DeYoung  1 days back

                                            and another dig at ranger??

                                            • Caleb Buttenhoff
                                              Caleb Buttenhoff  1 days back

                                              *chucks exploding vibrator at group of enemies*
                                              VIBE CHECK

                                              • Milling
                                                Milling  1 days back

                                                So am I the only one who noticed that the Bard and Paladin are holding hands at 0:27... That mad lass bard did it.

                                                • Horus The Owl
                                                  Horus The Owl  1 days back

                                                  Tchaikovsky no

                                                  "Tchaikovsky yes! Tchaikovsky always yes!"

                                                  • Alex The moistman
                                                    Alex The moistman  1 days back

                                                    I really wanna see the blood hunter one 😂

                                                    • Erin Blanchard
                                                      Erin Blanchard  1 days back

                                                      I am so glad I’m enough of a music nerd that I understood that last joke.

                                                      • Carlo Mazzoli
                                                        Carlo Mazzoli  1 days back

                                                        and the JoCats for that song you sang at the end of the video on the Bardo how would you like to continue it?

                                                        • Dalaron
                                                          Dalaron  1 days back

                                                          Awh, Log got to make a cameo ^_^

                                                          • Dalaron
                                                            Dalaron  1 days back

                                                            Genital Flumphs ... Oh gods no, why????

                                                            • DragonEgg
                                                              DragonEgg  1 days back

                                                              Kobold artificer artillerist is the best

                                                              • Music Man
                                                                Music Man  1 days back

                                                                Tiny Box Tim and 1812 Overture references? Yes, please!

                                                                • knight meh
                                                                  knight meh  1 days back

                                                                  i still have no idea how to play an artificer if DM talked as fast as you there would be no more late night sessions

                                                                  • Pyro the Undead
                                                                    Pyro the Undead  1 days back

                                                                    you did a great job at making this laughably underpowered joke sound like an actually useful and cool class, that's impressive!

                                                                    • bowen voowy
                                                                      bowen voowy  2 days back

                                                                      Goblin Artificer: Simply exists. Goblin Slayer: "Souka..." <"I see...">

                                                                      • Walter Moss
                                                                        Walter Moss  2 days back

                                                                        Wait, is that Tiny Box Tim?

                                                                        • Hoaxcrit
                                                                          Hoaxcrit  2 days back

                                                                          That PET reference hit me so hard...

                                                                          • HopelessReminder
                                                                            HopelessReminder  2 days back

                                                                            You forgot to mention they can simply choose not to die 6 times a day at 20th level

                                                                          • Balcombe990
                                                                            Balcombe990  2 days back


                                                                            • opzz xsin
                                                                              opzz xsin  1 days back

                                                                              Just what I needed! I'm a crap player. EDIT: You mean I can go into a dungeon packing? I finally win that argument from high school in 1983!

                                                                          • Rohamm _
                                                                            Rohamm _  2 days back

                                                                            “Help’s you grow closer bonds with your pets” 1:48 this is too much depression in my Jocat video

                                                                          • qopoy dnon
                                                                            qopoy dnon  2 days back

                                                                            "and no im not gonna cover all the new classes. Shut up 'cause I want to take a vacation with my sword and shield already" Classic.

                                                                            • Garranaruto47
                                                                              Garranaruto47  2 days back

                                                                              Let's hope COPPA doesn't kill JoCat

                                                                              • [iMnC]Obiwan118
                                                                                [iMnC]Obiwan118  2 days back

                                                                                I have this feeling that either
                                                                                A) The characters from each video are from different campaigns but he's relating them together in a certain way or
                                                                                B) All the characters are from a single campaign between friends and he's using them for showcase purposes...
                                                                                Either way, the Paladin and the Bard together is so adorable